Went there yesterday for "La Nuit de débutantes" to support a friend and I was extremely disappointed by the waitress that was in charge of our table was one of the (if not the) worst I have seen in Paris (and that says a lot). I won't talk about the prices because apparently it is normal to pay 20€ for a coca-cola. But : extremely stressful service, extremely unpleasant waitress, bordering impertinence. She was very hasty to request that we order, very hasty to require that we pay, but not very efficient in bringing the drinks. One of the friends at my table paid in effective but didn't have the exact ammount. It was a chore to get back the rest of the money. And when she finally ended up bringing it, it was 6€ in the form of 10cts coins. Pay that much money for such mediocre service in 2019 in Paris is unacceptable. The quality of the dancers and the nice arrangement of the place will not change that.

After visiting last Friday I can safely say that this is the worst of the striptease clubs in Paris the service is slow the girls are very unattractive and the club smells pretty bad it's really in desperate need of a make over I wouldn't recommend it to anyone Plus the photos they are using are the photos of the old Pink Paradise on rue du Ponthieu and not of the secret square

I've been a client of the Secret Square for the last 7 years, for both personal et professional occasions. Restaurant service was swift, and food tasty as usual (my advice, you have to try the "Noisettes d'agneau" on the menu !!). Regarding the artistic part of the place, our table allowed us to enjoy the performance of a few pole dancers, without being obliged to see all of them. points for the dancers, that didn't came all 5 minutes to offer to perform lapdance to our table, and allowed my guest to enjoy the moment there. all in all, allways a great experience here, even if sometimes the bill is a bit heavy on the beverage side, but hey, that part of the deal, right ? :)

This review is definitely helpful for everyone that is thinking about booking the Cabaret show (as mentioned & shown on their website). IT IS NOT. Am I lowkey ashamed of having being scammed like that? Yes & I assume many have been, too according to the fact that there are not more of these reviews here so I hope I can help some people that are smart enough to inform themselves before booking (not me 🥲). So… There are no costumes. No feathers. No glam. There is no cabaret style music. No programme, no choreography, NO CABARET. There are single (sometimes two) women stripping at a pole in the middle of the room to pop & hip hop songs from 80s to the Millenium after being introduced by some cringey male (of course 🙄) promoter voice. It‘s called a RIPOFF for everyone who looked at the pictures online & got fooled by the name of the evening - I am one of them. Who btw was initially also asked to STAND at the bar tables after refusing to pay 20€ for a small bottle of water (which is not mentioned as mandatory in order to have a seat if you just want to watch ‚the cabaret’) instead of being seated on one of the many (!) free chairs (be prepared for an almost empty venue - & it was a Friday - surrounded & watched by all the dancers that are currently not at the pole). If you just look for a strip club with ok performances, you might be at the right place. You might also want to find way better, too. ✨

I asked for an espresso martini and they brought me a cup of vodka and a shot of espresso with a lemon. 6 out of 5 stars

The best place in Paris. Gaëlle is such an incredible host.

Do not go to this club unless you would like to see ratatouille and princess fiona in shrek plus it is in a horrible and scary area so I waited 30mins for a taxi (be sure to have uber installed) Not at all the dreamy atmosphere they promote a big thumbs down. Plus the pictures on google are of another club which they have obviously stolen!

From Dublin 🇮🇪for a weekend in Paris 🇫🇷 The best evening spent @ Secret Square ❤️ Booked it for my husband birthday and was amazed by the service, food, kindness and the show was just wow😍 A big thank you to Karen(the lovely girl who served us) She made our evening amazing by her excellency. Would definitely recommend 👍

A wonderful and delicate place. The girls are beautiful and nice to talk to. The food was amazing and me and my husband had the most wonderful time. We will definitely come back.

We've been here with the "Golden" offer, then upgraded the table dance ticket to a private dance. The atmosphere and room is unique, the food was delicious and tasty, the staff well-mannered and efficient, the girls appeared to be nice and professional. We had a lot of fun and would love to come back!

My first time at a strip club, totally worth it. Gonna be spoiled for any in USA now.

We went there to celebrate my bday. The atmosphere is intimate, low lights, nice decor. The food was delicious, good portions. The dancers were very different from each other, we enjoyed our evening!

Can't wait to be back!Wow what a magical night✨✨✨Thank you Melody💛

This is just a stripclub, not a cabaret as it is shown. I brought my bf here for something I though were a cabaret/burlesque. Just a very tacky place, and it was not really a show.. Sure the food was good, but I just lost all of my appetite with the naked girls walking around looking for somebody to buy lapdances. And the service took forever.. Would not recomend it.

honestly probably one of the worst strip clubs I've ever been in and I'm an expert ;) the girls are so drab! where is the french glamour I was hoping to see if you want a real strip club with sexy beautiful girls go to the Pink Paradise on the Champs Elysees or even the Penthouse is better come on this is Paris!!