5/5 Uncle H. 4 years ago on Google
This
place
is
so
relaxing.
Let’s
say
you
had
a
rough
year.
Maybe
you
started
the
year
by
implementing
laws
forcing
tech
companies
to
bypass
encryption
and
access
secret
backdoors
in
their
products
so
you
could
spy
on
your
own
citizens
indiscriminately
and
in
complete
secrecy;
and
you
also
opened
up
a
huge
new
coal
mine
in
an
area
of
your
country
that
was
renowned
for
its
natural
beauty,
incredible
and
massively
important
ecosystem,
and
attractiveness
to
tourists,
without
any
regard
for
the
effects
this
mine
could
have
on
the
climate;
you
led
an
“increasingly
regressive
force”
of
a
government
that
was
ranked
dead
last
among
57
countries
in
climate
policy;
you
also
probably
had
it
rough
when
your
government
was
downgraded
from
“open”
to
“narrowed”
because
of
your
recent
police
raids
on
journalists,
the
growing
trend
of
prosecuting
whistleblowers
like
Witness
K,
and
the
increasing
crackdown
on
peaceful
protest
(how
tough
it
must
have
been
for
you
to
oversee
law
enforcement
officers
who
strip
searched
teenagers
and
arrested
them
for
engaging
in
peaceful
protest);
you
ran
a
government
whose
citizens
reported
the
lowest
trust
in
government
ever
recorded
in
your
country;
and
then,
to
cap
it
all
off,
your
country
experienced
some
of
the
most
massive
bush
fires
the
world
has
ever
seen
in
conjunction
with
record
breaking
high
temperatures,
causing
incredible
loss
of
your
own
citizens’
lives
and
property.
If
that
happened
to
you,
you’d
clearly
need
to
escape
and
unwind.
I
can
think
of
no
better
place
for
that
than
Koa
Oasis
beach
bar.
How
good
are
their
Piña
Coaladas?!
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