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Porky’s Sport’s Pub and Grill

Restaurant Bar Pub Asador

🫤 Pretty chill and okay place, cool workers, pretty girls. As the place was closing an angry worker came by and poured my remaining beer into my mixed drink, effectively ruining it, then ushering us out with a very Stern voice 10+ minutes prior to their closing. Would go back for a second time, but...


Address

32 Maluniu Ave, Kailua, HI 96734

Contact

(808) 261-6733

Price rating

$$ $$

Rating on Google Maps

3.30 (84 reviews)

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Working Hours

Permanently closed.

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  • 2/5 Kyle D. 5 years ago on Google
    Pretty chill and okay place, cool workers, pretty girls. As the place was closing an angry worker came by and poured my remaining beer into my mixed drink, effectively ruining it, then ushering us out with a very Stern voice 10+ minutes prior to their closing. Would go back for a second time, but the previous encounter with the worker that gave us a hard time.
    6 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Belladonna R. 5 years ago on Google
    It’s a hole in the wall, but you but have a blast here. Judgement free zone. The lady’s are always kind and fun to party with. Ask for Toni or Mia and you can’t have a bad time at this place. Have fun!
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Jillian P. 5 years ago on Google
    I would be the Designated Driver, and no matter how many times I would say it, the owners still pushed me to drink and pushed me to throw money at the strippers when i purposely sat in the corner on my phone and told them i was just the DD waiting for my group to leave. The owners still would come up to me and push me to get lap dances and buy drinks. Finally I had to stand my ground. I told my group that I was with either I continue being their DD somewhere else or I leave them there. All 8 of us left and the place got empty after we left. This place needs new owners. The strippers understood how I was DD and were super cool with it, but the owners weren't.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 3/5 Spaceman S. 1 year ago on Google
    Depending on what you're here for and you're attitude, the dancers her can be a lot of fun. I went with a two different groups and had varying experiences. The drink selection was also serviceable. It's really just something of an experience. A fun place to hit up if you're just lookin for a fun dive.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Keanen K. 6 years ago on Google
    If you enjoy not being that tased by strippers while playing pool and drinking with friends and weird drunk kids, this is your jelly. That being said, the speedy charm is real. But no strippers on stage, if you’re into that.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Michael G. 1 year ago on Google
    Love it. Great owner who makes you feel welcomed. Nice servers who are attentive. Very relaxed atmosphere. Sports on all TV. Pool tables. Delicious pupus and menu items. On occasion, lots of free food... steak, chicken, kimchee, rice, fish, soups, etc.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 3/5 Melvin D. 1 year ago on Google
    Looking for a dive pub. When I feel the need for a change of scenery from my typical hangouts, I will come here.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 5/5 Ryan b. 7 years ago on Google
    Great beer prices! Some of the most jaw dropping women around! And wait till you see how clean the bathrooms are, truly a Kailua tradition. Any tourist should make this a must go!
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Mr.Stratholm 2 years ago on Google
    Was just looking for a drink while waiting for my bird to be done at the vet so I went there. I walked in and there wasn't a soul in sight. Waited around for about 5 minutes and someone came by. I was, immediately, denied because I had my dog with me. As I was walking out to find another place to drink was "You have no customers Nd you pushed away one so now you're back to square 1 by having no customers". Save your money for another place. This one is a thumbs down from me.

  • 5/5 Eric H. 1 year ago on Google
    Amazing staff and food! Local hangout and very friendly!

  • 2/5 thomas b. 2 years ago on Google
    Came here for a friend's birthday. Thought it would be a quaint dive bar. Drinks were over priced, and the owner? Was pressuring the guys in our group to by "shots" for the bartender.

  • 5/5 T M. 1 year ago on Google
    Mama is always very friendly and I do enjoy the daytime crowd.


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Amenities


  • Offerings
    • ✓️ Beer
    • ✓️ Food
    • ✓️ Wine
    • ✓️ Alcohol
    • ✓️ Spirits
    • ✓️ Cocktails
    • ✓️ Food at bar
    • ✓️ Happy-hour food
    • ✓️ Happy-hour drinks
  • Accessibility
    • ✓️ Wheelchair-accessible car park
    • ✓️ Wheelchair-accessible entrance
  • Service options
    • ✓️ Dine-in
    • ✗ Delivery
    • ✓️ Takeaway

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