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Cister Catorce

Restaurant

One of the Worst Reviewed Restaurants in Málaga


Address

Plaza de la Aduana, 29015 Málaga, Spain

Rating on Google Maps

1.10 (2.5K reviews)

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Working Hours

  • Wednesday: (Constitution Day), 10 am to 12 pm, Hours might differ
  • Thursday: 10 am to 12 pm
  • Friday: (Feast of the Immaculate Conception), 10 am to 12 pm, Hours might differ
  • Saturday: 12 am to 12 pm
  • Sunday: Closed
  • Monday: 10 am to 12 pm
  • Tuesday: 10 am to 12 pm

Featured Reviews


Frequently mentioned in reviews: drinks (10) small (7) expensive (7) bread (7) tourist (6) bill (6) good (6) charge (6) trap (6) menu (6)
Reviews are sorted by relevance, prioritizing the most helpful and insightful feedback at the top for easier reference.
  • 1/5 Travel b. 2 years ago on Google
    If I could give Zero that would be my option Staff is rude and they are scaming tourist it seems. They don't have Menu for drinks and they start pushing you to buy drink without even knowing what drinks they offer and what prices. To our surprise we got bill for 13.90 for 2 small glass of Sangria... which even in nice restaurants around won't cost this much. Due to their good location and waiters hunting for tourist the place may look buys .. but try to avoid it !!
    10 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Monica C. 8 months ago on Google
    I WISH WE CAN GIVE MINUS RATING I WOULD GIVE -INFINITY. WORST PLACE EVER!!!! WORST FOOD AND SERVICE!! THIS PLACE SHOULD CLOSE, IT IS A SCAM THIS IS NOT SPANISH FOOD NEITHER FOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE. On top of that the waitresses were SUPER rude and unfriendly, they don’t even look at you or serve you properly. I seriously have no words to describe what we ate because it’s unbelievable…Besides so expensive and micro-portion tapas. PS: Always check the place online before entering even if you’re in a rush or hungry!🫠
    10 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 2/5 Mike O. 8 months ago on Google
    I really wanted to find positives for this place, as we hadn’t looked at it’s reviews before ordering!! So I thought the terrace has nice views, the staff are fast with their delivery of this establishments version of service, I wouldn’t say rude just preoccupied. Our cokes were 4 weeks before the best before date, which gave that taste associated with sales stock as for the 2.50 tapas to be honest the flavors we thought were OK just overpriced for the portions, I felt for sure I would give a better review.. right up until they tried to short change by €10, the fact that when told there was no surprise or apology said it all🥴
    4 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Nizar M. 1 year ago on Google
    It's a SCAM! small bottle of water is 3.5 euros and if you order food they bring some bread to the table that they charge you 2.5 euros for.. DON'T GO THERE!
    3 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Noémie M. 1 year ago on Google
    1 star for the sangria but it cost 6,95€ it’s a shame for Spain. The rest of the food was very bad, no flavors.🤢 The paella rice was crunchy!! The servers were in the speed and without kindness. They were yelling in the restaurant. Don’t go there
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Tin F. 7 months ago on Google
    Tourist trap. Plastic chairs, waitress speaking neither english nor spanish. Toilet super dirty. 4€ for 0,5L of water. Overall expensive and bad quality.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Beth A. 10 months ago on Google
    Worst restaurant I’ve ever been to in my life. Rushed and stressful, all waiters and the manager were unbelievably surly and rude to the point of comedy. They were having a loud argument inside for everyone to hear. We paid €4 each for soft drinks we were rushed to order without having seen a menu, and nearly €9 for a disgusting ‘cheese toastie’ and then they tried to charge us €2.50 for the stale French bread we didn’t order (by the look of it I wouldn’t be surprised if this goes from table to table) and then insisted we had. After they brought our food we waited over 10 minutes for cutlery while it went cold, having asked three times and just been ignored. The waiter snatched my half full drink away and walked off. When we complained at the end they said they didn’t care and to leave a review - wish we’d checked beforehand! It was so comically bad we were laughing about it for the rest of our trip.
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Kaya M. 10 months ago on Google
    Horrible food. Expansive and very, very poor quality. Also the price was different in the menu than after on the bill. The cheese on the toast seemed to be old… Nice area and many people were sitting there that’s why I decided to go. I regard that I didn’t check the opinions….
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 2/5 Aguado-Gil J. 1 year ago on Google
    The food was ok but it was super expensive - 20 euros for 1 litre of sangria. It was the most expensive restaurant of our stay
    2 people found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 t1mbraz1er 1 year ago on Google
    €2.50, tapas, could not be any smaller, charged for stale bread and drinks were very expensive.. staff chucked the plates on the tables. Won't even go there again.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Svitlana K. 1 year ago on Google
    Horrible meals, service, and they literally changed price on our bill, which we noticed of course and they had to fix (as we knew the prices of our meals) The worst was getting a fork with someone else’s food on it!!! Disgusting Aggressive waiters, there was a bug in my salad and there is of course no menu with drinks, which is complete nonsense Also we were charged for a bread, which we hadn’t ordered and they served it like on the photo The worst dining experience
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Donncha Ó C. 1 year ago on Google
    Food wasn't bad but it's definitely a tourist trap. Examine your bill before paying. They added a Euro to the cost of a coffee and charged €2.90 for 5 tiny sticks of bread. Most things were a little more expensive than the menu showed. I pointed out the coffee price and they took a Euro off the price. So that's why reviews here mention robbery!
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Alex K. 1 year ago on Google
    OMG, couldn’t believe how overpriced this place was.! Avoid this tourist trap.! Many other places charge a fair price at half these prices.!
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Cosmin S. 1 year ago on Google
    This is definitely a tourist trap. There is no drinks menu and a coca cola is 3.95 eur. Place looks dirty and cheep so even though they advertise 2.5 euros for Tapas i would avoid it. Such a shame since it is located in a nice location.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 4/5 Holdingtom 7 months ago on Google
    Food was good, service got no so much attention on the customers. But overall it's good. Just done believe some of these comments. Some of these are fake reviews, they are just making drama. I got some photo and video showing it.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 2/5 Arya G. 2 years ago on Google
    I enjoyed the food and it tasted good. The service otherwise is not good. The drinks is also very expensive compared to the size you get. Not much value and service for the money. But, the location is perfect in the sunshine.
    1 person found this review helpful 👍

  • 1/5 Cyrus The G. 1 year ago on Google
    Avoid, it's a tourist trap. Caña = 20 cl = 2.95 euro. Tapas are very small and the meet smells old. Very good place if you want to waste money and get diarreah.

  • 1/5 Drea M. 5 months ago on Google
    DONT GO THERE walk a little further down!Anyplace is better. This place was hands down the worst place we went to on entire trip to Spain. Rude from first moment ordering drink. Till the end when we checked our bill. Ordered a small beer (they had small and large) got the bill for a large4.95€, didn’t look large to me and not what I ordered, how are we to know, well it’s our fault for drinking what they brought. And every meal we’ve eaten brought bread to table with food never with a charge. They brought bread automatically with food then when you eat it they charge 2.90€ saying into not included and again I said but I didn’t order it but since I ate it I accept the charge. When they brought over charged beer they slam drinks on the table. The food was mediocre at best. No one seems to want to be there working they are all crabby. Probably cause people constantly complain do to there over charging practices. But the location being people regardless of terrible reviews.

  • 2/5 Jan L. 9 months ago on Google
    Tapas are 2,50€ each but the rip off comes with the drinks that are extremely highly priced. Recommend to go for tapas elsewhere.

  • 2/5 Lissi 1 year ago on Google
    The tapas are 2,50€, small portions but okay. I definitely don’t recommend to order a drink there, for a small Fanta of 267ml, I paid 3,95€!! Tourist trap! Ask for the prices in advance since they don’t have a menu of their drinks. The view and atmosphere were nice though and the waiters attentive


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Amenities


  • Payments
    • ✓️ Debit cards
    • ✓️ Credit cards
    • ✓️ NFC mobile payments
  • Offerings
    • ✓️ Beer
    • ✓️ Wine
    • ✓️ Coffee
    • ✓️ Alcohol
    • ✓️ Spirits
    • ✓️ Cocktails
  • Accessibility
    • ✗ Wheelchair-accessible car park
  • Dining options
    • ✓️ Lunch
    • ✓️ Dinner
    • ✓️ Seating
    • ✓️ Breakfast
  • Service options
    • ✓️ Dine-in
    • ✗ Delivery
    • ✓️ Outdoor seating

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