So this is an honest review and a guide for this club from August 2022: -It’s true security are not the nicest but if you are nice to them they will be good with you - don’t wear sweatpants because they really won’t let you in - beer ist 5€ so it’s not cheap but I guess that’s normal club prices atm - do not smoke weed inside, ask the security if you can go outside and they will let you out and in again Apart from that it’s a normal club with really nice techno music. Hope that was helpful!

Racist place. They wouldn’t let black people in saying “it was full” while letting white people in. I was there with 3 white friends we all tried to enter together, they were accepted and I was denied to enter. It’s so sad we still have places like this. If i could i would give it 0 stars.

Used to be connected to drugs and door violence, people died because of security over seal, I saw it some year ago, since then I never went there any more. It reopened after the dead of some people. For me is still a cursed place.

If you’re really into techno, DO NOT go to this place. My girlfriend and I are from Berlin, we travel a lot and have experienced multiple techno places in this world (Medellin, Santiago, London etc.), but Lisbon is definitely NOT a techno city. Nothing against Kremlin, it’s a nice little club. It‘s just not a techno club. Neither the music, nor the audience. We left after 12 minutes… Save your time and money, and rather explore the actually memorable things in Lisbon.

A little bit outdated club with blue and red lights inside. Instead of exit there is special zone for smoking.

Overall the club has to be considered below average. The main reason comes from the catastrophic organization from the entrance staff and bouncers which worsen the overall experience dramatically. Guys are not allowed to wear a belly pocket, however, women can regularly wear purses. Why? Because of the „houserules“, IMO not a valid argument for anything. You are supposed to leave your belly bocket at the wardrobe which is of course not free (1€). Entrance fees: Although presale ticketed were 11€ the price at door sale was 20€ without wardrobe. Bouncers: Right from the first second of my attendance in the club bouncers Were unfriendly, unsupportive and in general not easy to deal with. Everyone is getting checked for weapons what is a good thing in general but the way security deals with you is not friendly and really makes you feel like you have to be sorry for just wanting have a good night out. You get the feeling that even one false word will get you kicked out. Even with this security rules they are not selective at all so that everyone gets in - there was a fight on the dance floor. In a techno club. Never had this in my entire life… Ridiculous Smoking rules: If you are smoking make sure to learn to smoke as quickly as you can. There is a 3x3m outdoor area to if you want to smoke which is so crowded that you almost have the feeling of standing right in the middle of the dance floor. You have to stand in line to get outside because the outdoor space is tiny. In case you just want to take a quick breath: forget it security watches you every second and asks you immediately to go back inside. A friend of mine couldn’t even properly end his cig but had to leave back inside again. Music: music was good and the speaker system is one of the best. Funktion One, deep house in the beginning and faster techno at around 4am. Overall Kremlin is a expensive, yet uncomfortable place to go out. The security organization and rules worsen the experience so much I wanted to leave after my first two minutes but stayed because the music was good at least. If you are used to techno culture: come as you are and enjoy your time without Stress good music, you have to show a lot of patience because Kremlin is not offering you much except good music. I have been to a lot of techno clubs and have never experienced a techno night where guests are being cared about like that. I really hope that Kremlin reads this and overthinks it’s structures.

Bouncer told us to pay €240 per person. It was obvious he was just taking piss as I know if we had girls with us, he wouldn’t do that stupid move. Won’t come to this place again!

I bought tickets online thinking it was a good club. I was wrong, when we walked to the place at 12:30 PM, it was empty. Staff makes you feel uncomfortable and they don’t make it a good ambient. Drinks are ridiculous, they don’t even put a shot of alcohol in them and very expensive. Music is good but the vibe of the whole club is just not it. I would not recommend to go

This is the worst Club I have ever been too. The music was alright but that’s about it. 15€ to get in and to receive the smallest long drink ever. 0.2 l water is 4€. The Bouncers have no chill and make it impossible to have a nice time there. Stay away from this place! Bad vibe for way too much money. There is way better places in Lisbon to party.

Very very unfriendly personnel, ridiculous rules for smoking outside and worst drinks ever. The music was good, but everything was ruined by the horrible vibes of the staff and the bad circumstances.

Reading the comments it’s obvious this club has no understanding or respect for the queer roots and history of techno and electronic music. Scary how the mainstream can push out the minorities from spaces and music they created.

Techno lover run away… Respect doesn't really seem to be required here. « The security guards » and the rest of the staff are very unpleasant, try to rip you off for the price of the glass and are also racist/homophobic. « The smoking area » can accommodate no more than 10 people, the toilets do not lock, the club is available at 50% if the VIP part is removed. Obviously the music is not techno. Very booring go your way!

Kremlin will always be the TOP Kremlin

The place for dancing is on a platform/ higher podium. Which gives off this feeling that you need to perform or that you’re being watched. The beats were okay! And there were vans in the back which was really fun. There is a smoking area, there are no joints allowed. Not the worst not the best club, overall many people and quite okay.

I went there on Saturday 6th August at 12 midnight- sure the bouncers ( security ) are, well security tbh. I didn’t go to see the security. The music was totally first rate, really banging. I had a brilliant night and at least as good as London clubs if not better and I lived in London for 10 years. A top night- I should say this was techno. Thx for a night I won’t forget for all the right reasons. A shame it had to finish at 6.30am! 👍

If you are looking for good techno - this is not the place :) 20 euro entrance ticket (you will leave very fast). You must queue to "smoking area". I went there to check it as I heard it is iconic underground club, just choose another spot 😄

So Techno is that in no case. This is more house with a little more bass. The DJ could also play only 3 tones, has sounded totally everything the same. So instead of the 15€ entrance fee I should have rather get 5 beers

Commercial music, very cis crowd, gendered policy, music is ok but really nothing out of your average techno club. More like a tourist trap than a local gem. Wouldn’t recommend.

The bouncers are very dangerous Be very wary I got dragged out and hit because I stepped on one's foot and the music is ok but only ok

Came here for our 2nd night out in Lisbon! I had read the mixed reviews on this place and many other clubs in Lisbon and was worried a group of English guys would struggle getting into the good clubs but security had no issues and didn’t seem to be turning many away. The music was sick and there’s a vibey atmosphere. This was our best night out.

Club is nice and music is good techno. But the stuff is so bad. U won’t feel comfortable. Can’t recommend to go inside. Either it’s 15€ entry for the smallest drink u can imagine.

(Translated by Google) Club with great history and culture linked to the dissemination of electronic music. (Original) Clube com grande história e cultura ligados a divulgação da música electrónica.

(Translated by Google) Inadmissible. I booked my ticket to Carlos Manaça through the guest list to get there and charged me € 250 per entry or card from the house just because we were a group of young people who did not look like who was going to spend a lot of money there? Ridiculous. There were people with no guest coming in for € 15 just because they were older folks. I do not know why they offer tickets even if you only enter who suits you, that is to enjoy with the face of people. (Original) Inadmissível. Reservei o meu bilhete para Carlos Manaça através da guest list para chegar lá e me cobrarem 250€ por entrada ou cartão da casa apenas porque éramos um grupo de jovens que não tem cara de quem vai lá gastar muito dinheiro? Ridículo. Haviam pessoas sem guest a entrar por 15€ apenas porque eram pessoal mais velho. Não sei para que disponibilizam bilhetes sequer se só entra quem vos convém, isso é a gozar com a cara das pessoas.

Techno! Stars goes for the Techno. The rest is just typical below average portuguese parties - full of man and wannabe gangsters.

(Translated by Google) I have been there for years since the time K was really the prestigious K with 3 lanes .. a cathedral style ... And various styles of electronic music was 5 stars. Nowadays I can say that the Kremlin has lost its essence, the service is medium. The maid used the option of the ATM card without code without asking me when it was time to pay .. The bathrooms are always a disgust and no remodeling .. The entrance for women is 12 € always what is ridiculous because women there is what there is less and because simply the Kremlin no longer deserves 12 € much less women worse still when I go at 5 in the morning there 2 hours 12 € is one absurd When the night is over if you have a full glass because they served you and you paid to prepare to have problems with the security guards that stay on top until they put their hands to leave. And if you tell them something less nice because of that fact they have no problem sending it to the other side. Little ethics and professionalism is the box and the cloakroom takes advantage there and some security and the star is even for the sound. (Original) Vou lá ha anos desde o tempo que o K era mesmo o K de prestigio com 3 pistas.. um estilo catedral... E vários estilos de musica eletrónica era 5 estrelas. Nos dias de hoje posso dizer que o Kremlin perdeu a essência o atendimento é mediano. A empregada usou a opção do cartão de multibanco sem codigo sem me questionar na hora de pagar.. As casas de banho estão sempre um nojo e sem remodelação alguma.. A entrada para mulheres é 12€ sempre o que é ridículo pois mulheres ali é o que há menos e pq simplesmente o Kremlin ja nao merece 12€muito menos a mulheres pior ainda quando vou as 5 da manhã para lá 2 horas 12€é um absurdo. Quando acaba a noite se estiver de copo cheio porque o serviram e você pagou preparese para ter problemas com os seguranças que ficam em cima até lhe colocam a mao para sair. E se você lhes disser algo menos simpático devido a esse facto eles nao têm problemas de o mandar para outro lado.. Pouca ética e profissionalismo so a caixa e o bengaleiro se aproveita ali e alguns seguranças e a estrela é mesmo pelo som.

Old school!

Bad Experience.I do not recommend. only for tourists because the prices are a joke how expensive they are for us portuguese. The staff horrible! very violent people .

So bad! The security is looking for ways to discriminate against some people and to demonstrate power. The music was good but there is no way I would ever recommend go back there considering the way they treat people.

Finally some proper techno in Lisbon. I had a great time. Entrance was not a problem, we were there rather earlier than usual.

Absolutely unfriendly and nervous door and security staff they are more like prison guard. Their behaviours are like you are a possible criminal. Be kind my friend people coming there to enjoy. Not friendly!

DO NOT COME HERE IF YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A HUMAN BEING. This establishment is extremely transphobic and unwelcoming to queer people. I came here with two of my good friends and they both had cross body fanny packs. A security guard came up to us several times to tell my non-binary friend to put their bag around their waist or to LEAVE?! because they are male presenting but NOT to my female presenting friend??? When we went to complain the answer we got was that it was “the policy of the club” for men not to have cross body bags but it’s okay for women. It’s such a shame since the music was good but this treatment is UNACCEPTABLE.

I am nonbinary (male presenting) and my partner is a cis female. We both were wearing crossbody bags, but about an hour into being here I was informed by a security guard that men were not allowed to wear bags cross body (but women were fine). We spoke to 3 employees and no one could give an explanation to this policy other than "it's the club rules", and why it was applied across gendered lines. My bag does not fit around my waist and so we were forced to leave by security. This type of policy is discriminatory and transphobic, let alone completely nonsensical. The music was great (props to the DJs), but the venue is in dire need of a policy update. Club rules should keep people safe, not discriminate needlessly against queer folk.

I would give less than one star if possible. Not a safe space for queer people. Anyone who appears male is not allowed to have a cross body bag. My partner is non binary and was not allowed to remain in the club because “men” can not have bags. This policy is both sexist and not friendly tl anyone in the LGBTQ community.

(Translated by Google) Disgusting. The doorman is a macho and arrogant that we assign different prices to each one. A friend who went with neckline € 8, another friend € 12 to go more covered and the boys € 15. It is a shame the arrogance that the goalkeeper had and you could tell he wanted to look for a fight (Original) Asqueroso. El portero es un machista y prepotente que nos asigno precios diferentes a cada uno. Una amiga que iba con escote 8€, otra amiga 12€ por ir mas tapada y los chicos 15€. Es una vergüenza la prepotencia que tenia el portero y se notaba que quería buscar pelea

Not too crowded in autumn, may be better to go in summer . Other times are not crowded enough But security and staff are tourist friendly Entrance fee : 15 euro with one cocktail

Looks like were note lucky with DJ. Went saturday night, dj was playing same bit for an HOUR. i like techno and House music but locking one bit for that long was too much for me and my friends. Club is loud but i liked it. Left early because od monotonuous music

The man at the entrance refused to let me in because I had sports sneakers that were too basic for his taste. I was well dressed and clean on myself. I told him that you can't see the shoes inside anyway because it's too dark. He didn't want to know anything. I had paid for my place in advance, the man ultimately failed to reimburse me. I am very disappointed with this nightclub.

The security is doing a great job! There was a racist incident happened to me (an Asian guy) in the club. I turned to the security and he instantly helped me to find the racist guy who was unfortunately gone already. I am still grateful to the security guy. Please forward my gratitude to him!

(Translated by Google) I can only say one thing - to the question - how much is the entrance? - people who work near the entrance (especially a woman) I didn’t feel worse, I go there to spend my money, but I got the worst negative answer to the question. At the same time, for the entrance, just the entrance, asks € 20, I think lawlessness. But there are some tickets where I’m not sure where to get them. (Original) Я могу сказать только одно - на вопрос- сколько стоит вход? - люди которые работают около входа( особенно женщина) хуже я себя не чувствовала, я иду туда тратить свои деньги, но ответ на вопрос я получила самый худший негатив. При этом, за вход, просто вход, просит €20, я считаю беспредел. Но есть какие-то билеты, где их взять я не уверена.

Nice location and sound. One star less for the ridiculous ,,rule‘‘ of not being allowed to wear my cap inside the club as I saw some other dudes stepping it down with wearing hats and other headpieces.

Best underground club in lisbon, friendly staff and crowd!! Defenatly a place to go out for raving!

They rubbed me...It was awful! On the event on Resident advisor the price was 11 euros, but at the gate 15... Talkin with other people everyone paid a different price... Cocktails were ridiculous , like 20 cl for 7 fkn euros, and they didnt give me the free drink at the entrance and askin they didnt give me... The security control instintently what you are smoking outside...

Best night out of you like electronic. Actually spacious inside, awesome sound system, friendly staff. Bro just go!

(Translated by Google) If you like technazo, it's a good place. Now the cubatas that they serve are the worst that I have seen in my life .... the unpleasant porters and the price of the entrance varies according to what they say ... about 20, to 15 others and so ... Much you have to like techno to enter here, but I do not recommend it! (Original) Si te gusta el technazo es buen lugar. Ahora los cubatas que sirven son los peores que he visto en mi vida....los porteros desagradables y el precio de la entrada varia en función de lo que digan....a unos 20, a otros 15 y así... Mucho te tiene que gustar el techno para entrar aquí, sino no lo recomiendo!!

(Translated by Google) If you want to enjoy a good sound .... this is the best place in Lisbon .... (Original) Se queres curtir um bom som....este é o melhor sítio de Lisboa....

(Translated by Google) If the security guards realize that you are a tourist, it will charge you 200 euros to enter, an environment with many young people and a free drug trade inside, in the area of ​​"music" great DJs (Original) Se os seguranças perceberem que você é um turista, vai lhe cobrar 200 euros para entrar, ambiente com muitos jovens e um livre comércio de drogas no seu interior, no quesito "música" ótimos DJs

Good sound sistem but a way too expensive for the poor music and staff service you get. I guess it's fine if you are on drugs, but if you are looking for a good, satisfying party experience, go somewhere else.

(Translated by Google) The only true techno club in Lisbon! The sound is bombastic and the music merciless. A pure club to dance off. If you want to dredge you should rather visit one of the commercial 08/15 clubs because the ratio of men to women in the kremlin is unfortunately about 70 to 30 (as in most techno clubs). We liked it very much anyway! (Original) Der einzig wahre Techno Club in Lissabon! Der Sound ist bombastisch und die Musik gnadenlos. Ein reiner Club zum abtanzen. Wer baggern möchte sollte lieber einen der kommerziellen 08/15 Clubs besuchen denn im kremlin beträgt das Verhältnis Männer zu Frauen leider ca. 70 zu 30 (wie in den meisten Technoclubs). Uns hat es jedenfalls sehr gut gefallen!

(Translated by Google) More disgusting place, I have not met. It's dirty, they offer drugs, there is no music at all (instead some unskillful bits), the one who calls it techno and electronics clearly first came to the club or yesterday finished school. So this confusion still hollows so after the club's ears were another hour laid! What is clearly not safe for health! The apogee was to pay 14 € for a portion of your favorite whiskey, instead of which you poured a cheap scotch diluted with water. Who do you want to deceive? I know the taste and smell of whiskey that I drink years ... Perhaps thanks to me here I can only say to the photographer and tell him "run away from there!" (Original) Более отвратительного места я не встречала. Грязно, предлагают наркоту, музыки нет вообще (вместо неё какие-то неумелые биты), тот кто называет это техно и электроникой явно первый раз пришёл в клуб или вчера закончил школу. Так этот сумбур ещё и долбит так что после клуба уши были ещё час заложены! Что явно небезопасно для здоровья! Апогеем было заплатить 14€ за порцию своего любимого виски, вместо которого тебе налили просто дешёвый скотч разведённый с водой. Вы кого хотите обмануть? Я знаю вкус и запах виски который я пью годы... Пожалуй спасибо здесь я могу сказать только фотографу и сказать ему "беги оттуда!"

One of Lisbon's most historic nightclubs. Has closed as the original Kremlin. Is now used for parties.

Too many rules for a party You cannot wear glasses. (Which doesn't make any sense) The place stinks, the bathroom is rotten and the worst thing is the treatment that the security guards give, they are rude and even control people to smoke

Techno atmosphere with the smell of wine! But hey, give yourselves, pay Jeff Bezos, the owner of the movement

Didnt bother to cancel their event on facebook, or to reply our messages. We went all the way to their club only to find it closed. Lame.

If you looking for techno music, this is place to be. Three stars - due to smoking policy, kills all the joy of the techno parties

Scammers and lot of pick pockets

Classic! Always a pleasure!

(Translated by Google) We went to see Andrea Oliva, he didn't even show up. Rude bouncer with the Italians ... To avoid ,! (Original) Siamo andati per sentire Andrea Oliva , non si è nemmeno presentato. Buttafuori scortesi con gli italiani... Da evitare,!

Unbiased opinion. I've been here twice, the first time there where a lot of problems with the security but last night the security people where kind so thats why i give them three stars. For the clubbing part, if this is the hardtechno scene of lisbon, than pprtugees people should be ashamed. This is more a commercial techno club than really a hardtechno club, no big names just regulair dj's that could be you and me. Its just an commercial techno club. Also the prices you pay, 4 euros for a beer which is 0.20L is not fair and the water ;), is 3three euros for a bottle of 0.33l. The soundsystem is decent but not better thsn other clubs around. Bring your earplugs. And yes you can buy partystuf inside.

My favorite club in Lisbon... to end the night at. I travel for work and love discovering good clubs around the world. Melissa who works at the door for Kremlin is amazing and very good at handpicking the good vibes to let in. Looking forward to visiting the club again once I’m back in Lisbon.

High quality music and soundsystem

(Translated by Google) Great staff and security !! But a lot of tricks for the disc ...... 🙄🙄🙄 (Original) Ótimo staff e segurança!! Porém muita gatunagem pela disco......🙄🙄🙄

Scammers

(Translated by Google) Nice place and good techno music (Original) Bel posto e buona musica techno

(Translated by Google) Good music, good atmosphere in safety. (Original) Boa música,bom ambiente em segurança.

Saw Nathan Barato at this club. Was unpretentious, reasonable price on drinks and a respectful crowd. Would go again

(Translated by Google) club reference in Lisbon. Staff very welcoming and super friendly. The consos are not overpriced ..... the different line-ups are often very good and there is a good acoustic quality :-) (Original) club référence à Lisbonne. Personnel très accueillant et super sympathique. Les consos ne sont pas hors de prix..... les différents Line-up sont souvent très bons et il y a une bonne qualité acoustique :-)

Nice!

(Translated by Google) Nightclub with excellent music and great prestige. Guest lists, private, payment methods and info. general by MP. Messenger or Instagram: @melissamatiaslx (Original) Casa nocturna com excelente música e de grande prestígio. Guest list, privados, formas de pagamentos e info. gerais por MP. Messenger ou Instagram: @melissamatiaslx

(Translated by Google) One of the best techno nightclubs in lisbon. I invite you to visit. As a weak point has the luminous (Original) Umas das melhores discotecas de tecno em lisboa. Convido a visitarem. Como ponto fraco tem a luminusidade

Unfriendly, dirty, expensive for no specific reason. Only for P-People

(Translated by Google) Inenarrável. (Original) Inenarrável.

A totally banging techno night Saturday- it really was good- easily as good as London when I lived there.. just the best night- thx

Top club top sound top music

(Translated by Google) Great nights. Big place. (Original) Grandes noites. Grande espaço.

Love it

Scammers be aware

Good dancefloor but poor quality service in general, don't surprise me the comments

The security are really the worst, literally I was outside with my friends smoking, and they see me not smoking and push me inside. Good music tho' just change your fucking security people...

Club is absolute trash. music is alright. expensive and the drinks are super small. security guards were horrible. Avoid it.

(Translated by Google) Paying the locker room for a satchel it's a shame (Original) Payer le vestiaire pour une sacoche sah c'est une honte

(Translated by Google) Horror! I've been twice (2 years apart) and both bad experience. Super nasty security staff not to mention that with few lights. The very bad and small cubatas. Inside they sell drugs and it is clear that security are part of this trade. In addition to placing random entry prices, they do the same for the wardrobe, I was forced to leave the fanny pack and the cap while a friend of mine did not. When I asked him why he should leave it, the answer was "yes." That is the level. The sound is good but with the rest, you have to like a lot who clicks to go. (Original) Horror! He estado dos veces (con 2 años de diferencia) y las dos mala experiencia. Personal de seguridad súper desagradable por no decir que con pocas luces. Los cubatas malísimos y pequeños. Dentro venden droga y está claro que los de seguridad son parte de este comercio. Además de que ponen precios de entrada al azar, hacen lo mismo para el guardarropa, a mi me obligaron a dejar la riñonera y la gorra mientras que a una amiga mía no. Cuando le pregunté que por qué debía dejarlo la respuesta fue “porque sí”. Ese es el nivel. El sonido es bueno pero con el resto, mucho te tiene que guste quien pincha para ir.

Lady at gate told me, that entry fee is 10 euro, but when I got inside, they wanted 20. I know i'm a foreginer but you can be more subtle with ripping of.

Awsome place 🤙

(Translated by Google) Good atmosphere, and musicón! Recommended if you like Tecno !!! (Original) Buen ambiente, y musicón! Recomendado si te gusta el Tecno!!!

We went after Brunch Electronik and I was extremely bad. Security started punching and kicking a guy ON THE HEAD and choking him bc he was too drunk with his friends…

Worst experience i ever had in a club. Started with a guy who kept harrassing me - we went to the security who did not do anything about it. At one point stepped out of the club (which was okay all night) and 1 minute later when i wanted to return i was told i could not come in anymore because the club was closed (clearly the party was still going on inside). They wouldn't even let me pick up my jacket and tell my friends that I can not come back in. After discussing (at length!) what happened, the security escorted me to pick up my jacket and when i wanted to talk to my friends, the woman i was talking to went to get a huge security who, quite brutally (!!) pushed me out of the club. Note, that i'm a girl of 1.69 m height, and all i did was explain my situation. on top of that most of the staff inside was incredibly rude. i never felt so uncomfortable in a club EVER.

The music was great, but the bouncers were more than rude. Watch out as a woman, you might end up in a situation where you don’t feel comfortable in.

Terrible nightclub that try to charge foreigners more for everything. Kremlin must be using fake Tequila, since everyone in our company got very ill after drinking that (and we didn't drink much). It tasted strange as well. Really bad music and rude crowd. Avoid.