Worst rated Restaurants in Lisbon, Portugal

😠 looks good, tastes bad. Octopus not seasoned and tasteless, potatoes overcooked, all very poor. The restaurant seems to be focused on one-time customers. I recommend staying away from this place. The worst restaurant in Lisbon I've been to.

😠 Never go here, disgusting food, annoying staff, extraordinarily expensive. They changed their name to Heaven's door, probably because they're scamming people. 5€ serving fee, no invoice. Go to McDonald's if you want a better experience. I hope some government agency actually shuts this place down, t...

😠 « The best hot dog in town » is actually the worst in Europe, everything is raw and have no taste with unseasoned cabbage and carrots, we couldn’t eat more than half of a hot dog… In addition to that the girls were super cold and rude.

🫤 I put two stars instead of one because I'm still laughing about my time here two months later. It's laughably bad in every way. The singer glares at people who insist on speaking while she sings songs and brags about being the best. On a brighter note, during one song she put a fake plant on my head...

😠 So gutted I went here instead of any other place. More atmosphere in a morgue and the cadavers would have more personality than the staff. The food on the board isn't what you'll be served. And it's far too expensive. Save yourself the bad experience and go pick up some french fries from the ground...

😠 Most disgusting 'food' I ever had. Don't even bother to look at the menu, you won't get what you expect..

😠 Awful. Bread is dry like those pita from the supermarket, meat is burned, french fries are cold, came without sauce, portion is small. Worst kebab I ever had. Stay away from this "restaurant"

😠 It was the worsest place for our 2,5 years in Portugal. We ask in advance if kitchen is working at 5.30 but when we tried to order it was looking like everything is finished or not available. It was very strange ((( We decide to go to another place, and trying to pack our things with 3 kids... But a...

😠 A bit sad with this Flat white. At the Lisbon Airport T2. The coffee is very weak. I had to order the second one and they just added a bit more foam. I asked if they know how to make the flat white and I was asked if I want more foam. They have no knowledge on how to make the coffee and just ruining...

😠 I took the food to go, didn’t notice what I was paying for. I took lebnah yoghurt, tabuleh salad, and tomato rice. I paid over 3 euros for each of these. For my 9,6 euros I got 2 spoons of yoghurt(!) half box of salad , which was without sauce and I threw it away, a piece of bread and one box of tom...

🫤 There were 5 types of frappe type coffees none of which had any pictures or description of what they were. My wife ordered a "100% natural" smoothie instead. Look at the picture on the menu then look at the picture of what we got. Ha! We saw her pour some cheap white label mango flavor concentrate i...

😠 Takes the award for the worst (and one of the most expensive) restaurants in Portugal. This is our 'cheesecake' (something physically inedible straight from the freezer, plastic cup and all.. for €5). Highly recommend.

😠 Please do not make the mistake I did and ignore the other reviews. The servers at the restaurant were uncaring and almost rude. Worse was the food. The mushroom and sausage salad was canned mushrooms and mini pepperoni microwaved. The bread tasted like it had been in a bag, think airline roll. Fo...

😠 Had rice with duck, which consisted of about a tbsp pulled duck and 500g rice drowned in some greasy oil. If you want to eat food that looks/tastes like it would be improved by being torched and had it's ashes run through a blender filled with whatever used frying oil you had lying around - this is...

😠 MINUS 100 STARS!!! RUDEST STAFF IN PORTUGAL, SERVED COLD COFFEE AND WHEN I COMPLAINED SAID THEY Didn't CARE!

👍👍 Healthy and tasty food options and snacks. The quinoa and novilho bowls are our favourites. You can also build your own salad, which is really good!

😠 We stopped for a quick breakfast which was by far disappointing We ordered croissants with cheese and ham, coffees, orange juice and a lemonade The lemonade was warm, and had an off taste to it. The 2 croissants we have ordered were cold and falling apart I took our food inside to ask to be warmed u...

😠 PLEASE READ. The place is nice at the beginning but then it becomes shady. If you order a platter with cheese and sausages the waiter brings this (*see the picture) to you, and btw it costs you 13 euros. The waiters are also a bit creepy to be honest, at first they are nice but then they become pass...

😠 Ordered two burgers and after waiting for over 25 minutes, the burgers were raw / rear / uncooked. Complained to the manager and got a very rude response and a violent attitude. Do not waste your time here. Food is terrible and the employees just don’t care about the food, the customers, and the pla...