Worst rated Night Clubs in Koeln, Germany to Avoid (Updated December, 2023)

Worst rated Night Clubs in Koeln

Steer clear of these locations to ensure a positive experience in Koeln. Our list highlights the least favorable places to help you make informed choices and enjoy your time in the city. This list contains 43 places from Night Clubs category.

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SUB Düsseldorf

Night club

Guests can reserve VIP tables & bottle service at this chic nightclub with guest DJs & happy hours.

$$ $$

1.60 (648 reviews) (~35.17 km from centre)

AIR° Club

Club

1.60 (31 reviews) (~59.68 km from centre)

Raum Eins

Night club

😠 I was there with friends last week and then there was a rat in the boys' toilet. It was gross. In addition, the cigarette smell is disgusting because it is generally much too small for that. The bouncers are the highlight. Uneducated illiterates who forbid you not to be allowed in the club without...

2.00 (81 reviews) (~63.89 km from centre)

Essence

Night club

😠 They didn't allowed to enter just because we weren't from there. We worn appropriated cloth and shoes and we wasn't at all drunk. We were almost inside but when the guards heard us to speak in spanish they called us and said that was a privated party and we weren't allowed to enter.

$$$ $

2.10 (375 reviews) (~59.07 km from centre)

Sontaya Bar & Lounge - Düsseldorf

Night club

😠 Catastrophic prices, bad shisha (double apple just disgusting). Shouted by the staff (unlike others who are there, we were more than serious). Terrible music, bad atmosphere. Do I have to say more?

2.10 (88 reviews) (~35.15 km from centre)

B1 Café

Night club

🫤 Mittlerweile wirklich ein Schlechter Laden geworden. Nichts mehr los, teure Preise, schlechte Atmosphäre, unhöfliches Personal. Sauberkeit wird auch nicht groß geschrieben. Als Abendgestaltung nicht empfehlenswert, wo anders kann man sich wohler fühlen.

2.10 (35 reviews) (~44.26 km from centre)

Wolkenkuckucksheim

Disco club

😠 Unfriendly, badly organized, aggressive, unprofessional. Just a handful of adjectives that unfortunately do not do justice to this shop yet. You are treated unfriendly, threatened at every opportunity threats and is constantly interrupted in discussions, the bouncers always insist on their right to...

$$ $$

2.30 (155 reviews) (~75.22 km from centre)

Alter Weinkeller GmbH

Night club

Wine cellar with brick vaults & wall paintings, available for celebrations, meetings & events.

$$ $$

2.40 (333 reviews) (~73.79 km from centre)

PRISMA BOTTROP

Night Club

$$ $$

2.40 (89 reviews) (~67.39 km from centre)

InCavall VIP Club

Night club

😠 We're never coming back! An untrained manager who does not know the basics of the service and speaks disrespectfully and unkindly. We ordered the most expensive shisha in their menu, and waited for it in an hour. Before we got 3 new table seats because of the reservation, even without an apology. I...

2.40 (22 reviews) (~1.48 km from centre)

Deja Vü Bordellbetrieb

Girl bar

😠 The women are outrageously greedy, preferably one bottle at a time. Of course I can understand it, but please don't be so conspicuous or deviant, it doesn't go down well. If it's a really big store, you'd have to put a little money into it and teach the women a little bit of correct behavior. Then t...

2.40 (10 reviews) (~70.9 km from centre)

Vanity Club Cologne

Night club

Edgy nightclub with industrial-style interiors, hosting international DJs & themed events.

$$$ $

2.50 (941 reviews) (~1.11 km from centre)

Anton's Bierkönig

Night club

😠 Horrible security. Incompetent staff.🤮

$ $$$

2.50 (329 reviews) (~74.4 km from centre)

The Lounge

Lounge

😠 First time using this lounge and will never go back again. I doubt people who gave more than 3 stars to this lounge ever have a standard in their lives. 1. Depressing vibe. Quiet A.F. This is a lounge, where is the lounge music? 2. There are no napkins. The workers were spending their time to hand f...

2.50 (294 reviews) (~13.45 km from centre)

Rich Club Cologne

Night club

😠 Were a group of six. Entirely lured, instead of € 10 then € 20 entry and all at once a minimum consumption of € 10. You can't call the police because there is no network in the shop. Conicidence? Rather not. You are not even allowed out, drinks were also expensive and there was nothing. Never again...

2.60 (59 reviews) (~1.25 km from centre)

Alia Club - Bochum

Night club

😠 I've never experienced anything like that before, "security" steals his cell phone and throws it on the floor (screen completely broken) because of video recording, shakes the women at the exit so that they lost their tickets (hit them too). There is no culture here!!! Plus the prices.

2.60 (46 reviews) (~63.39 km from centre)

Diamonds Club

Disco club

DJ nights & themed, late-night parties at a modern club with hi-tech lighting & sound systems.

$$ $$

2.70 (1.1K reviews) (~1.5 km from centre)

Rosenrot - Düsseldorf

Night club

😠 DISCRIMINATION & RACIST After my friends got inside this place first, I also tried to get inside. However, one of the bouncers suddenly blocked me and told me that I couldn't get inside. When I asked him a reason he just kept telling me "no reasons". So, I asked him again and he suddenly pushed me...

$$ $$

2.70 (538 reviews) (~35.48 km from centre)

Galea Club

Disco club

2.70 (27 reviews) (~59.69 km from centre)

McDonald's

Fast food restaurant

Classic, long-running fast-food chain known for its burgers & fries.

$$ $$

2.80 (2.5K reviews) (~74.52 km from centre)

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Worst rated Night Clubs in Koeln, Germany