Worst rated Restaurants in Laranjeiro, Portugal

😠 looks good, tastes bad. Octopus not seasoned and tasteless, potatoes overcooked, all very poor. The restaurant seems to be focused on one-time customers. I recommend staying away from this place. The worst restaurant in Lisbon I've been to.

😠 Foi pedido para take away carne de porco à Alentejana cuja batata não foi adicionada. Bom, se existem 3 ingredientes principais - carne porco, amêijoas e batata frita - e um deles não estava presente deixou de se tratar de facto de um carne porco à Alentejana. Portanto o básico não foi cumprido - re...

😠 Never go here, disgusting food, annoying staff, extraordinarily expensive. They changed their name to Heaven's door, probably because they're scamming people. 5€ serving fee, no invoice. Go to McDonald's if you want a better experience. I hope some government agency actually shuts this place down, t...

😠 « The best hot dog in town » is actually the worst in Europe, everything is raw and have no taste with unseasoned cabbage and carrots, we couldn’t eat more than half of a hot dog… In addition to that the girls were super cold and rude.

🫤 I put two stars instead of one because I'm still laughing about my time here two months later. It's laughably bad in every way. The singer glares at people who insist on speaking while she sings songs and brags about being the best. On a brighter note, during one song she put a fake plant on my head...

😠 Most disgusting 'food' I ever had. Don't even bother to look at the menu, you won't get what you expect..

😠 Awful. Bread is dry like those pita from the supermarket, meat is burned, french fries are cold, came without sauce, portion is small. Worst kebab I ever had. Stay away from this "restaurant"

😠 Atendimento péssimo e arrogante, servem pastelaria do dia anterior quando na vitrine têm os do dia. Não recomendo. Serviço e profissionalismo muito péssimo, ignoram o cliente.

😠 Eu e o meu namorado encomendamos através da Too Good To Go a "promoção" de 1 dose e oferta de outra. Pagamos conforme o pedido foi feito e tínhamos uma hora para ir buscar a nossa comida, chegamos lá com as grades do restaurante todas para baixo. Basicamente, fomos para casa sem jantar e sem ter o n...

😠 It was the worsest place for our 2,5 years in Portugal. We ask in advance if kitchen is working at 5.30 but when we tried to order it was looking like everything is finished or not available. It was very strange ((( We decide to go to another place, and trying to pack our things with 3 kids... But a...

Restaurant chain known for its buckets of fried chicken, plus combo meals & sides.

😠 Just don't eat here.... my Pizza looked good but tasted bland to disgusting and the sausage was actually gross (diavolina) also the staff was not friendly they even looked at me weirdly when I brought back the pizza and said it wasn't good.

😠 Decidi almoçar neste local e dar uma oportunidade à gastronomia da Madeira. Empregado simpático, talvez uma das melhores coisas do almoço. Espetada de carne de vaca, com milho frito, salada, batata frita, bolo do caco com manteiga de alho. Brisa sidra. O bolo do caco parece que foi à torradeira e me...

😠 I took the food to go, didn’t notice what I was paying for. I took lebnah yoghurt, tabuleh salad, and tomato rice. I paid over 3 euros for each of these. For my 9,6 euros I got 2 spoons of yoghurt(!) half box of salad , which was without sauce and I threw it away, a piece of bread and one box of tom...

😠 Takes the award for the worst (and one of the most expensive) restaurants in Portugal. This is our 'cheesecake' (something physically inedible straight from the freezer, plastic cup and all.. for €5). Highly recommend.

😠 Please do not make the mistake I did and ignore the other reviews. The servers at the restaurant were uncaring and almost rude. Worse was the food. The mushroom and sausage salad was canned mushrooms and mini pepperoni microwaved. The bread tasted like it had been in a bag, think airline roll. Fo...

😠 Para mim o pior restaurante! A carne estava com um cheiro e gosto estranho, dizem que é picanha mas parece borracha, de picanha não tem nada. O arroz velho. Não conseguimos comer,ficou tudo no prato ! O atendimento péssimo também! Nunca mais volto !

😠 MUITO MAU! Costumo pedir Joshua’s através de serviços de entrega e sou sempre mal atendida. Os pedidos vêm sempre errados ou com artigos em falta. Nunca têm o contacto telefônico disponível. Não lêem as notas, se elas existem são para ser lidas e tidas em conta. NÃO ACONSELHO A LOJA DO ALEGRO ALGRAG...